:)              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
      Happy
      Midget smiley
      Cheshire cat smile
      Happy
      Salamander
      User is a midget
      Smilie without a nose
      Normal face
      Leper

:-)             Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
      <smile> or <grin>
      Your basic smiley
      Ha ha
      Comedy
      Willie Shoemaker
      "We are all, each of us, alone"
      Happy
      Humorous
      Smiley standard
      The normal smiling face
      User is an orator
      Happy user
      Just kidding or happy
      I'm a gentleman
      User is nosy

:>              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
      Midget smiley
      Hmm, let me think...
      User is a midget
      Devilish Grin
      Sharp smile

;)              Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
      Midget Wink
      Winking

;-)             Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
      Wink (or wink and a smile)
      Winking smiley
      "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks"
      A practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
      Beaten up
      Could be pirate smiling face??
      Crying with happiness
      Getting fresh
      Sardonic incredulity
      Smiling face gets his lights punched out
      User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
      Hinting

;>              Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
      Midget wink
      Saucy wink

B-)             Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
      Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
      Message from Batman
      User wears horn-rimmed glasses
      Horn-rims
      "Holy trichinosis!"
      "I pray daily for death"
      "Let's do the beach, man!"
      User is ready for the beach
      Cool or sunglasses
      Ski glasses

8-)             Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
      Smile with glasses
      Smiling and wearing glasses
      Wide-eyed look
      User is wearing sunglasses
      Smiley swimmer
      Smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
      "I was the second gunman"
      Excited
      Bug-eyed smilie
      Eight!?! (happy)
      Swimmer

8-(      Unhappy smiley
      Wide-eyed unhappy smiley
      Eight!?! (unhappy)
      
:D              Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
      Laughter
      Big smile

:-D             Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
      Big mouth
      User is laughing (at you!)
      Big smile
      Said with a smile
      Talking too much
      User is a blabber mouth
      Laugh-happy user
      Comedy

:-o             "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
      User singing national anthem
      Uh oh!
      Surprise / shocker
      "Oh, the humanity!"
      Mr. Bill
      Wow!
      Shocked
      Yawn
      Talking/Peaceably
      More versions of shouting
      Bored

:-(             Sad or disappointed face
      Unhappy
      Frowning smilie.
      Boo hoo
      Drama
      "I will start with those you love most"
      Has read too many 'smiley' articles
      Mad
      Sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
      Un-smiley
      Displeasure
      Sad user
      Depressed of frowning
      "Have an ordinary day"

:-P             Tongue stuck out
      Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
      Nyahhhh!
      Nyah nyah
      "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons"
      Has a secret to tell you
      Telling secrets
      Tongue hanging out in anticipation
      User is wanting to lick your neck
      Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)

:-J             Tongue in cheek
      Tongue-in-cheek comments
      Surfer

:-#             Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said
      Censored
      User wears braces
      Braces
      "My lips are sealed"
      Mouth zipped
      Punched in the mouth
      Talking with Braces
      Blowing a kiss


:-$             Message indicating person is ill
      Put your money where your mouth is
      Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
      "These braces sure do hurt!"
      Mouth wired shut
      Sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
      Uncertainty
      Jewish user

:-&             Message indicating person is angry
      User is tongue tied
      Smiley which is tongue-tied
      Perplexed
      User eating spaghetti

:-*             Kiss...
      Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
      User just ate a sour pickle
      User just ate something sour
      Smiley after eating something bitter
      After eating something bitter or sour
      Star-tled
      Blowing a kiss

:-x             Kiss kiss
      "My lips are sealed" smiley
      "My lips are sealed"
      Not telling any secrets
      User kissing
      Blowing a kiss

:-(=)           Message from a person with big teeth.
      Message about people with big teeth
      Bucktooth smiley
      Big teeth

<:-)            Dumb questions
      For dumb questions
      User is Vietnamese peasant
      Hero user
      Dunce
      Magician
      Skier

|-(             Late night messages
      Nightmare.
      Smiley lost his contact lenses
      Asleep with nightmares
      Yawn

:^)             From a person with a large nose
      Messages teasing people about their noses
      User has a broken nose
      Smiley with pointy nose (righty)
      Smiley with a personality
      3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
      Broken nose
      Happy

:*)             Clowning around
      Smile with moustache
      I'm drunk
      User is drunk
      Ed McMahon
      Drunk smiling face
      Everyman
      Smilie with the nose of a clown
      
:-{#}           From a person with braces
      Messages teasing people about their braces
      User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces

&:-)            From a person with curly hair
      Messages from people with curly hair
      Curly hair
      User is Guinan
      Wig II

@:-)            From a person with wavy hair
      User is wearing a turban
      Smiley wearing a turban
      Indian (East/Asian)
      Elvis
      A turban

#:-)            From a person with matted hair
      Done by someone with sort of matted hair
      "Everything you know is wrong"
      For people whose hair is in a mess
      User has a crewcut
      Smilie with a fur hat
      Happy with Hair

O:-)            Angel
      For those innocent souls
      Angel smiley
      Acting very innocent (halo)
      With halo

C=:-)           Chef
      User is a chef
      Chef smiley
      Galloping Gourmet

;-)}<////>      Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)

:-) )-:         Masking theatrical comments

:-|K-           Formal message
      User is formally attired
      Evening dress

<:>==           A turkey
      A turkey emoticon

...---...       S.O.S.

O:O             A girl is mooning you

@*&$!%          You know what that means...

2B|^2B          Message about Shakespeare
      "Forty Seconal should suffice"

(O--<           A fishy message...
      User suspects something fishy is going on

@}->--          A rose.

@>+-+--         A rose.

@>-->--         A rose.

---<---@        A rose.

@}-,-'--        A rose.

@}-;--`---      A rose.

@>--->----      A rose.

@}--;---`----   A rose.

@}`,----------  A rose.

@}-^---,------  A rose.

@}-->---->----  A rose.

@}--)----)----  A rose.

@)--`---,-----  A rose.

@}--<---<-----  A rose.

@}--`----,----  A rose.

@}----`----^--  A rose.

@}----->------  A rose.

@(---`--`------ A rose.

@},`----------- A rose.

@}--,--`------- A rose.

@--^--^--^--^------     A rose.

(-_-)           Secret smile
      User is happy (sideways)

(.)(.)          Ms. Dos
      User has big boobs

:/)             Not funny

:-)))           Reeeel happy, big smile
      I'm overweight
      William Conrad

:->             Alternate happy face
      User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
      Hey hey
      Sarcastic smiley
      Biting sarcastic face
      Deformed lips
      Happy
      Yet another smiley
      Smug
      User just made a really devilish remark
      Very Glad/Pleased/Very Happy
      Leer
      Grin
      Smiley walrus

:-c             Real unhappy
      Bummed out smiley

:-C             Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
      User is really bummed
      Real unhappy smiley
      Dracula user
      Count Dracula

:-<             Forlorn
      Real sad smiley
      Walrus smiley
      Frowning
      Moustache
      Amazed
      Mad/Upset
      Vampire
      Dog

;-C             Sardonic incredulity

:-}             Crooked Smile
      Smiley variation on a theme
      Beard
      "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
      Fiendish grin
      Lipstick
      Normal smiling face with pretty lips
      Wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
      User has had a little too much to drink
      Smilie with a curly smile
      User happy Matthew
      Ironic Smile
      User is leering

:-i             Semi-Smiley
      User is half smiling
      Smoking

:-7             User after a wry statement
      User just made a wry statement
      Smiley after a wry statement
      Smirking smiley
      Smokes a pipe
      Talking out of side of mouth
      Wry face

(@ @)           You're kidding!

:-"             Pursing lips
      Whistling smiley
      Heavy smoker

:-v             Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
      Talking head smiley
      Speaking
      Orator

:-V             Shout
      Shouting smiley

:-O             Shout
      Uh oh
      Talkaktive smiley
      Mr. Bill
      Wow!
      Birth
      Ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
      Yelling
      Shocked user
      Orator

:-w             Speak with forked tongue

:-W             Shout with forked tongue
      Speak with forked tongue

:-r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
      Smiley raspberry
      Sticking tongue out

:-f             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
      Sticking tongue out

:-p             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
      Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
      User is talking, talking, talking

:-1             Smirks
      Smiley bland face
      Bland face

:-,             Smirks
      "Hmmmm."
      Smirking
      Blank with cigarette or cigar

<:-O            Eeek!
      User just saw a mouse, Eeek!

:-T             Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)

:-y             Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
      Said with a smile
      Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
      Speaking doubtfully

:-|             Disgusted
      Man playing an harmonica
      "Have an ordinary day" smiley
      User is having an ordinary day
      Grim
      No expression
      No expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
      Dead face
      Blank look
      Smiley monkey

:'-(            Shedding a tear
      User is crying
      Crying
      Upset

:~-(            Shedding a tear
      Crying
      Bawling/Really Crying and Upset

:~(~~~          Crying

:-)....         Drool

:-)~~~          Another drool

|-)             Getting tired
      A good dream!  Or a face looking into bright sunlight.
      Lt. LaForge
      Data
      Hee hee
      Chinese
      Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
      Asleep (boredom)
      Nip user
      Dreaming Pleasently/Sleeping
      Oriental
      Ray-Bans
      User is sniggering

:~)             Yummee - lick lips
      Peter Ubberoth
      Needs a nosejob
      Pointy nose (righty)
      Smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
      Ugly nose
      Ill with a cold
      I might sneeze

:-?             Licking your lips
      User smokes a pipe
      Smiley smoking a pipe
      Smoking a pipe
      Tongue in cheek
      User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult
      Puzzled/Questioning
      Jean Chretien's face
      Speaks like a politician
      "Mais que voulez-vous?" (I can't help)

:-8             Talking out both sides of your mouth
      I just ate a pickle

o=              A burning candle for flames

-=              A doused candle to end a flame

8               Infinity

.-)             User has one eye
      User is Sammy Davis, Jr.

:-:             User is mutant
      Mutant smiley
      Mutant
      Toothless
      
      The invisible smilie
      Smiley invisible man
      Ghost smiley in invisible state
      Here's the boat I lost

:<)             For those with hairy lips
      User is from an Ivy League School
      User is a blabber mouth

:^{             For those with mustaches

8*)             Smile with glasses and moustache
      Glasses and a moustache

B*)             Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!

:<)=            For those with beards too

:-=)            Older user with mustache
      Older smiley with mustache
      Adolph Hitler

:-#|            User with bushy mustache
      Smiley face with bushy mustache
      Bushy mustache

::-)            User wears glasses
      User wears normal glasses
      User has four eyes
      Bi-focals

8:-)            Glasses on forehead
      From a little girl
      User is a little girl
      Little girl smiley
      Wizard
      Spectacles on their forehead

B-|             User is wearing cheap sunglasses
      Cheap sunglasses
      Batman (as played by Michael Keaton)

P-)             Pirate
      Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
      Getting fresh

:-{             Count Dracula
      Smiley variation on a theme
      Mustache
      User sad Matthew
      Alternate sad face

=|:-)=          Uncle Sam
      Abe Lincoln

7:)             Ronald Reagan
      
:~i             Smoking

:~j             Smoking and smiling

:/i             No smoking

:-I             Indifferent smilie.
      Hmm
      Indifferent
      Thinking
      Poker face
      It's something, but I don't know what...
      User without a sense of humor
      Angry

:-B             Drooling (or overbite)
      User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
      Buttmouth user

):-) :-) :-)    Loud guffaw

(:-)            Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
      Captain Picard
      Smiley big-face
      "I never sang for my grandfather"
      Big-face
      No hair
      Surprised
      User is bald
      Wearing bicycle helmet
      Smilie wearing skull cap
      Soldier   

@=              Warning about nuclear war
      User is pro-nuclear war
      "Kafka was a momma's boy"
      Flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows
      Pro-nuclear activist

OO              Headlights on msg

:_)             I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint
      User's nose is sliding off of his face
      After a fight where his nose was smashed in
      Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint by some VC)
      Tongue in cheek
      Boxer
      
#:-o            "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
      "Jesus built my hotrod"        
      Smiley done by someone with matted hair
      Mr. Bill

(:-$            Message indicating person is ill
      Ill
      Ill-informed about the Renaissance

(:-&            Message indicating person is angry
      Rosicrucian
      Angry

(:-(            Message indicating person is VERY sad
      Unsmiley frowning
      Very unhappy smiley
      The saddest smiley
      Sting
      Frowning

(:^(            Message concerning people with broken noses
      Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
      Broken nose

(:<)            Message concerning blabber mouths
      Rastafari
      Blabber mouth

?-(             Message about people with a black eye
      Black eye

*:*             Message about fuzzy things
      Fuzzy

*:**            Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
      Fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache

%-)             Message about people with broken glasses
      User is cross-eyed
      User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
      Elephant man
      After staring at the terminal for 36 hours
      Broken glasses
      Drunk with laughter
      Long bangs

+<:-|           Message from a monk/nun
      The Pope

{0-)            Message from cyclops
      Hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling

(:-|K-          Formal message
      Formally attired
      A suit and tie

@%&$%&          You know what that means
      N.W.A. fan
      User is swearing up a storm

||*(            Handshake offered (giving)

||*)            Handshake accepted (taking)

<&&>            Message concerning rubber chickens

>< ><           Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks

<{:-)}          Message in a bottle
      In a bottle

<:-)<<|         Message from a space rocket
      In a space rocket

(:-...          Heart-breaking message
      Heart-broken

<<<<(:-)        Message from a hat sales-man

(:>-<           Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)

<I==I)          A message on four wheels
      User is on four wheels

{               Alfred Hitchcock
      A psycho
    
..|._           Opposite of a rose

&;-P            A suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case.

*;-~i           A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing    
         nonchalantly on her cigarette.

>:-)            Devil
      Nasty user
      A little devil

>;-)            Devilish Wink

:-)##           Guy with a Beard

@:-)##          Guruka Singh Khalsa

&:-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

&8-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

@@B-)           Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses

(8-}            Percy Dovetonsils

>-)             Oriental Smiling Face
      An alien

&B-]}<////>     Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.

O!O             A MALE moon

O^O             A FEMALE moon

;|8-)           Hagar caught lying

7:^]            I resemble Ronald Reagan
      Ronald Reagan

*<|:-)          I'm Santa Claus
      Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)

)-:|<*          Sanity Clause

[:-)            I'm wearing a walkman
      Smiley wearing a walkman
      Listening to walkman
      User has a flattop
      Frankenstein user
      Garibaldi from Babylon 5 (author says note the flat top)
      User is wearing a hard-hat
      A personal stereo
      Frankenstein's monster

d:-)            I'm a Braves fan
      Message about baseball
      Baseball smiley
      Baseball player
      Smilie with a cap
      Jockey
      A baseball cap

:-\             Popeye smiling face
      Undecided smiley
      User is VERY sad
      Thinking
      Skeptical

;-\             Popeye gets his lights punched out
      Popeye beaten up

:-s             User after a BIZARRE comment
      Smiley after a BIZARRE comment
      Confused

-:-)            User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
      User is a punk rocker
      Has mohawk

:%)%            User has acne

:n)             User with funny-looking right nose
      Smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)             User with funny-looking left nose
      Smiley with funny-looking left nose

'-)             User only has a left eye, which is closed
      Winking smiley
      One eyed man

(-:             User is left-handed
      Australian
      Don Ellis from Tektronix
      Left-handed

(-)             User needs a haircut

(:I             Egghead
      User is an egghead

{:-)            Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
      Kirk
      User wears a toupee
      Smiley wears a toupee
      New hair style
      
+:-)            Smiley priest
      Priest smiley
      Priest

=:-)            Smiley punk-rocker
      From a hosehead
      Smiley is a punk
      Punk rocker
      User is a dickhead

%-^             User is Picasso
      Picasso
      User was painted by Picaso

@:I             Turban

(><)            Anally retentive

:-!             Foot in mouth
      Smiley bland face
      Bland face
      Malcom McUser
      Excited/Exclaiming

#-)             Partied all night
      Lt. LaForge
      Zombie

:-(*)           About to vomit
      That comment made me sick
      Sick of netnews articles, about to vomit

%-\             Hungover

:-)8            Well dressed
      Man with bowtie
      Thespian

:-)-{8          From a big girl
      User is a big girl

:x(             Habe a code in by dose

8:]             From a gorilla
      Gorilla

(:)-)           Scuba diver
      Likes to scuba dive
      Scuba diving

(-:|:-)         Siamese twins

{:V             Sounds like a duck

%+{             From the loser of a fight
      Lost a fight

d :-)           Hats off to your great idea

q:-)            For those who wear their caps backwards
      Wearing baseball cap backwards
      User is a baseball player
      Baseball catcher
      Rapper

>:-|            Spock
      Trekkie

:-/             McCoy
      User is skeptical
      Lefty undecided smiley
      Retarded user
      Mixed/Apprenhensive

:-{)}           Commander Riker

<>:{(}          Lt. Worf

**:-)           Counsellor Troi

])              Lt. LaForge

[:-|            Data

{(:-)           I am William Shatner
      Wearing toupee

} (:-(          I am William Shatner in a high wind

8(:-)           Zippy
      Mickey Mouse
      Mousketeer
      Walt Disney

******:-)       Marge Simpson

^^              Happiness (Japanese symbol)

^^;             Embarrasment (Japanese symbol)

;;              Sadness (Japanese symbol)

--              When it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)

>:->            User just made a really devilish remark.
      Devilish smiley
      Devilish
      User is leering

>;->            Winky and devil combined.
      A very lewd remark was just made

[:]             User is a robot
      Robot smiley
      Robot

B:-)            Sunglasses on head
      User has glasses on forehead

:-)-8           User is a big girl (partial body)

:-{)            User has a mustache
      Moustache
      Normal smiling face with a moustache
      Happy with Mustache

:-{}            User wears lipstick
      Smiley wears lipstick
      Heavy lipstick
      Mick Jagger
      Big mouth

}:-(            Toupee in an updraft
      Bull headed

:-[             User is a Vampire
      Un-smiley blockhead
      Vampire smiley
      Biting criticism
      Blockhead
      Pouting
      Sarcastic
      Count Dracula
      Bad Mood/Grumpy
      Severe Displeasure
      
:-E             Bucktoothed vampire
      Has major dental problems

:-F             Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-)~            User drools
      Drooling

:-~)            User has a cold

:'-)            User is so happy, s/he is crying
      Crying with happiness

:-@             User is screaming
      Smiley face screaming
      User is saying, "It's true, I swear"
      Beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
      Extremely angry
      Swearing
      User about to barf
      Barking/Tounge Lashing
      Tongue ring

:v)             User has a broken nose
      Left-pointing nose smiley
      Left-pointing broken nose
      Big nose

-:-(            Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)             User has two noses
      Orangutan smiley

+-:-)           User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
      Priest

`:-)            Shaved his right eyebrow off this morning

,:-)            David Ogden Stiers' toupee
      Shaved his left eyebrow off this morning

|-I             User is asleep
      Sleeping

|-O             User is yawning/snoring
      Birth
      Bored
      User is bored by the article you submitted

:-Q             User is a smoker
      Smoker
      Smoking smiley
      User smoking a bud
      Talking or Shouting with cigarette or cigar

O-)             Message from cyclops
      Smiley after smoking a banana
      Megaton Man, on patrol!
      Scuba diver
      Arc-welder
      A Martian (happy)

O :-)           User is an angel (at heart, at least)
      Angel

:-S             User just made an incoherent statement
      What you say makes no sense
      Sick smilie
      Sheepish/confused

:-X             User's lips are sealed
      Bow tie
      A big wet kiss
      User with taped-up mouth
      User is swearing

<|-)            User is Chinese
      Rickshaw driver
      A Vietnamese peasant

<|-(            User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes

*<:-)           User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
      Santa Claus
      Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie)

(8-o            It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)            It's Bozo the Clown!
      User is a bozo
      Clown

3:]             Pet smilie

3:[             Mean Pet smilie
      Pit bull smiley

d8=             Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

E-:-)           User is a Ham radio operator
      TV detector van operator

:-9             User is licking his/her lips
      Smiley licking it's lips

%-6             User is braindead

<:-I            User is a dunce

K:P             User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

:-0             No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
      Orator
      Smiley orator
      User can't find shift key

..-)            User only has one eye

,-)             User only has one eye
      Winking happy smiley
      One eye ... and winking
      Sammy Davis, Jr.

X-(             User just died
      Net.suicide
      You are brain dead
      Dead user

8 :-)           User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))       Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
         updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

:]              Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=)              Variation on a theme
      Chinese smiley
      Interested smiley (big eyes)
      The "cute" smiley
      A different smiley

:}              What should we call these? (what?)
      The Grinch
      If the user is a frenchmen and he has a curly mustache

:@              Screaming

:I              Hmmm...
      Hmmm, not funny!
      Bored
      Cute guy
      Pensive
      Bad joke, but since I like you, I'll try to smile
      Happy

:(              Sad
      Sad-turtle smiley
      Frowning

:[              Real Downer
      A vampire
      Very unhappy

:<              Midget unsmiley
      What pretences!
      Sad boy

:{              Oh boy, the headmaster!

:O              Yelling
      Amazed
      Feed me smileys
      Big gob

:C              Bummed

:Q              Smoking
      Split/chapped lip

:,(             Crying
      Crying smiley

[]              Hugs

:*              Kisses
      Blowing kisses

|I              Asleep

|^o             Snoring
      Hepcat

:-`             Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
      Spitting out chewing tobacco

:-%             Smiley banker
      Banker
      Bearded
      Talking out of both sides of mouth

:-6             Smiley after eating something sour
      Smiley after eating something spicy

):-)            Smiley big-face
      Impish smiley

):-(            Unsmiley big-face
      Nordic smiley

)8-)            Scuba smiley big-face

=:-(            Real punks never smile
      Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:-q             Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
      Trying to touch tongue to nose

:-e             Disappointed smiley
      Disappointed

:-t             Cross smiley
      Pouting smiley

:-]             Smiley blockhead
      Biting sarcasm
      Blockhead
      Sarcastic
      Smilie with straight smile
      Obnoxious user
      Good Mood/Grinning
      Grim Smile

}:-)            Hair parted in the middle in an updraft
      Wearing toupee in an updraft
      I have a bull head
      Devil

:-a             Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-d             Lefty smiley razzing you
      Said with a smile
      User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt
      User is sticking out their tongue

g-)             Wearing pince-nez glasses

:-j             Left smiling smilely
      User has a crooked smile
      Smoking and smiling

:-k             User is biting his/her lip

:-l             Yet another smiley
      User is almost smiling

:-z             Yet another cross smiley

:-b             Left-pointing tongue smiley
      "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
      User is sticking out tongue

.-]             One-eyed smilely

,-}             Wry and winking

0-)             Smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
      Cyclops
      Arc-welder
      Scuba diver
      User wears a scuba mask
      Happy invader from Mars
      Cross eyed

}:^#})          Mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
         with a double-chin

|-D             Ho ho
      Laughing out loud, HO HO

~~:-(           Net.flame

O |-)           Net.religion

8 :-I           Net.unix-wizards

E-:-I           Net.ham-radio

>:-I            Net.startrek
      Trekkie

3:o[            Net.pets

|-P             Yuk!
      Reaction to unusually ugly C code

<:I             Dunce

:-8(            Condescending stare

>:-<            Mad
      Angrily Mad/P'edoff
      I'm getting angry!

8-|             Suspense / thriller
      Eyes wide with surprise

:-              Male
      Prolog programmer

>-              Female

8-#             Death
      Dead smiley
      User is dead

8-O             "Omigod!!"
      Took too many nodoz to work on thesis
      User just before doubling over with pain

;-(             Crying smiley
      'That makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your
         lights out'
      Beaten up
      Sad face gets his lights punched out
      Sad or mad and got beat up

;^)             Smirking smiley

:-)8<           Big girl smiley
      User is a big girl

:-}X            Bow tie-wearing smiley

<:-l            Dunce smiley

>:-l            Klingon smiley

@:-}            Smiley just back from the hairdresser

X:-)            Little kid with a propeller beanie
      User is Aunt Jemima

l^o             Hepcat smiley

}:^#)           Pointy nosed smiley

:-3             Handlebar mustache smiley

: =             Beaver smiley

P-(             Pirate smiley

:8)             Pigish smiley
      Pig

:/\)            Extremely bignosed smiley

([(             Robocop

&-l             That made me cry

l-O             Smiley is yawning

l:-O            Flattop loudmouth smiley

$-)             Yuppie smiley
      Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
      Won big at Las Vegas
      Won the lottery

:----}          You lie like pinnochio
      Pinnochio

8<:-)           Smiley is a wizard

:#)             Drunk smiley

H-)             Cross-eyed smiley
      User is Geordie LaForge

]-I             Smiley wearing sunglasses
      Very cool sunglasses (so smirks)

V^J             Smiley with glasses, seen from left side (portrait, talking)

+-(             Smiley, shot between the eyes

~:-P            Smiley, thinking and steaming
      Having only one single hair

`'              Cat's eyes in the night

L-P             Totally scrambled smiley

BI              A frog

 -(             Always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser
         burn-in room
      User with gouged-out eyes

!-(             Black eye

!-|             "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-
         and-forth."
      Cyclon Centurian
      Popeye User

!.'v            Flat top (profile)

!|:-( )         Being brained by a baseball bat

#(,'%/)         Slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair

#:o+=           Betty Boop

&:-o-8-<        Betty Boop

$$              For academic jobs

$$$             For industrial jobs

$$$$            For people starting up their own company

%               For bike accidents

%')             After drinking a fifth for lunch

%*@:-(          Hung over

%*}             Very drunk

%-(             Confusion

%-(I)           Laughing out loud

%-<I>           Drunk with laughter

%-{             Sad variation

%-|             Been working all night
      I've been on the computer all night

%-}             Humor variation

%-~             Picasso
      User was painted by Picaso

%\v             Picasso
      User was painted by Picaso

&-|             Tearful

&.(..           Crying

':-)            Accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
      One eyebrow

'~;E            Unspecified 4-legged critter
      
      (         Unhappy Cheshire cat

(!)             Reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football
      A tight ass

($)             Speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC

()              Reference to football

(,'%/)          Slept too long on one side

(-.-)Zzz...     Sleeping (sideways)

(-::-)          Siamese twins
      Putting heads together

(-E:            Wearing bifocals

(-o-)           Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")

(00)            Mooning you

(8-)            Wears glasses
      Homer Simpson
      I'm an Owl
      Swimmer

(8-{)}          Glasses, moustache and a beard

(:  (=|         Wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)

(:+)            Big nose

(:-             Unsmiley frowning

(:-#            I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
      Said something he shouldn't have

(:-*            Kissing

(:-D            Blabber mouth

(:-I            Egghead

(:-\            VERY sad

(:-{~           Bearded

(:=)            TWO noses (?)

(H f            Robocop in a hydraulic press

(V)=|           Pacman champion

(X0||)          Double hamburger with lettuce and tomato

(^^)y-~~~       Smoking (sideways)

(x)             Reference to Vanderbilt football

(|-|   F        Robocop

(}-8]           Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

)               Cheshire cat

*!#*!^*&:-)     A schizophrenic

**              For winter sports generally

**-(            Too many shocks

*-(             Cyclops got poked in the eye
      Cyclops after meeting Odysseus

*-)             Shot dead
      User was shot for the last posting
      Cross-eyed smiley

*8-)            Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)

*<.'v           Wearing snow cap (profile)

*<8-)X          Party outfit with hat and bow-tie

*<|:-))         Santa Claus

*L*             User is blotto (sideways)

*|              For "oh what a beautiful sunset"
      User is commenting on the sunset

+-(:-)          Religious leader
      The Pope

+<.'v           Knight (profile)

+<:-)           "Peace be upon you, my children..."
      User is a bishop
      Monk/nun

+<||-)          Knight

+O:-)           The Pope

,.'v            Has short hair (profile)

-               Helen Keller

-  @=           Messages about nuclear war

- -:-(          Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

- -:-)          Punk rocker

 -)             Jose Feliciano

---...          SOS (variant)

---...---       SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)

-/-             Stirring up trouble

-:)             Has mohawk

-=#:-)          Wizard

->-             For airline tickets going cheap

->=:-)X         Zippy the Pinhead

'!              Grim (profile)

'"              Pursing lips (profile)

'J              Smiling (profile)

'P              Sticking tongue out (profile)

'T              Keeping a straight face (profile)

'U              Yawning (profile)

'V              Shouting (profile)

'Y              Whistling (profile)

'\              Frowning (profile)

'r              Sticking tongue out (profile)

'v              Talking (profile)

'w              Speaking with forked tongue (profile)

-(              Always should wear safety glasses

-]              One eye

.---...         ABBA fan
      SOS

...(            Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life

\/              Duck variation

^v              Pointy nose (profile)

_)              Suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every
         ten minutes now)
      Suffering from Lorentz contractions

/8^{~           User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

/:-|            Mr. Spock

/;-)            Has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow

/\              For camping and backpacking

0-(             Scuba diver with a broken mask

0:-)            Angel

3  :-)          Bart Simpson

3:*>            Rudolph the reindeer

3:-o            Cow
      Bull

4:-)            George Washington
      Sailor

5:-)            Elvis Presley

6\/)            Elephant

7:-)            Fred Flintstone

8)              Frog
      Wearing shades
      Real cross eyed
      User wears glasses

8-*             Just ate a hot pepper

8-O  --*        Just before doubling over with pain

8-P             Reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee

8-S             Sees all evil

8-]             "Wow, maaan"
      User is FDR

8-o             Mr. Bill
      Shocked

8:)             Pig

8=:-)           Galloping Gourmet
      Chef

8P              Bullfrog in mating season

8^              Chicken

8_)             Don't get your nose out of joint
      User has his nose out of joint

8b              Bullfrog in mating season

: )             Leper
      Happy face

:###)           Jimmy Durante

:$)             Donald Trump

:%)             An accountant

:'(             Crying

:'O             Bob Hope

:'}             Richard Nixon

:(=)            Jimmy Carter

:+(             Punched nose, hurt

:+)             Carl Friedrich Gauss
      User has big nose
      Teddy bear smiley

:-'             Smoker
      Chewing tobacco
      User is spitting out chewing tobacco

:-'|            Has a cold

:-(  )          You backed your car over my toe

:-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell

:-()            User has stubbed toe
      Negro user
      Shout
      "I stubbed my toe"

:-(0)           Yelling

:-(>~           "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it."

:-(O)           Yelling
      Mick Jagger

:-)   ,         Outie belly button

:-)   .         Innie belly button

:-)   8         Dolly Parton

:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...         Manic depressive

:-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce

:-) :-) :-)     Loud guffaw

:-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine

:-)!!!          Sam Kinnison

:-)'            Drooling

:-))            Double chin
      Very happy
      Al Jolson

:-)*            Speaks Esperanto
      User is man with a bowtie

:-)--           98-pound weakling (showing partial body)

:-)-O           Smiling doctor with stethoscope

:-)==           Arnold Schwarzenegger

:-)X            Wearing a bowtie
      Sen. Paul Simon

:-)}            Has goatee/beard

:--)            Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)

:------------)  Big liar

:-.)            Madonna
      Marilyn Monroe
      Cindy Crawford

:->X==|         Smiley formal wear
      Formal wear

:-G-            Smoking cigarettes

:-M             Speaking no evil

:-O>-o          Smiley American tourist (with camera)

:-Q~            Smoking

:-R             Has the flu

:-Y             A quiet aside
      User is talking after the no yelling smiley

:-bill          Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest

:-d~            Smokes heavily

:-p~            Smokes heavily

:-{  -__-:      After slamming the toilet seat

:-{~            User has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch

:-| :-|         Deja' vu

:-||            Angry

:/7)            Cyrano de Bergerac

:3-<            Dog

::=))           Double vision or needs new shocks

:<()            African tribesman

:<=             Walrus

:<|             Attends an Ivy League school

:= |            Baboon

:=8)            Baboon

:>)             Big nose

:?)             Philosopher

:@)             Pig
      Smilie with a pig nose

:P              Sticking out tongue
      Blowing a raspberry

:Q)             John Q. Public

:Ui             Smoking

:Uj             Smoking and smiling

:V              Woodpecker

:V)             Woodpecker

:X              Lips are sealed
      Sworn to secrecy

:X)             Hearing no evil

:^(             Has had his nose put out of joint
      User has a broken nose

:^D             "Great! I like it!"

:^{)>           Moustache and beard

:b              Sticking out tongue

:c)             Big nose variant

:c<             Big nose variant

:d              Stick out your tongue
      Licking lips

:o)             Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy)
      Smiley with a round nose
      W.C. Fields
      User has a pig nose
      User has a cold

:q              Vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"

:~(             Nose put out of joint

:~-)            So happy, s/he is crying

:~/             Really mixed up

;               Cheshire cat with gingivitis

;(              Crying

;-?             Wry tongue in cheek
      Constipated

;-D             A friendly, winking, laughing smile

;-|             Beaten up but silent
      No expression face gets his lights punched out
      Says nothing but still gets beat up

;-}             Leer? (terminal dependent)<b